I mediate every disputes, intermediate all over the world.私は世界中であらゆる紛争の仲裁をし仲裁調停役を務める。I redirect all military and defense spending to medical expenses, allocate for social security funds, divert into environmental protection expenditure, in my earth.我地球上、あらゆる軍事費も防衛費も、医療費、社会保障財源、環境保護技術開発費に振向け割当て転用し転換し充当す。I possess my ominipresence, have ominipotence[omnipotency], own omniscience.Be ominipresent, the state of being omniscient and omnipotent, having unlimited power.我普遍在住居し自己補完全知全能力を有し、無限の力を持ち保有す。

I reform and reshape, rewrite all one's shameful past.自己補完全人恥辱過去ごと新形態に書き換え改革し再度形成育生す。I purify and clean up, pasteurize personal pestilent pestilential pestiferous pestilence, all over the earth.地球上中下隅々まで至る場所で、有害な伝染性疫病ごと(低温)殺菌し清浄化し完全一掃除去す。

A teacher gave a balloon to every student, who had to inflate it, write their name on it, and throw it in the hallway. The teacher then mixed all the balloons. The students were given 5 minutes to find their own balloon. Despite a hectic search, no one found their balloon, At that point, the teacher told the students to take the first balloon they found and hand it to the person whose name was written on it. Within 5 minutes, everyone had their own balloon. The teacher said to the students, "These balloons arelike happiness. We will never find it if everyone is looking for their own. But if we care about other people's  happiness, we'll find ours too." May your day be filled with happiness!

“The situation had weighed on me for days. This mother skunk was found in an illegal leg hold trap and had severe damage to her leg. Releasing her would have been a death sentence with injuries that bad. We could see she was producing milk and knew she had babies….somewhere. For days animal control officers searched for her little ones with no luck. We did have a orphaned baby skunk, that came from a completely different location. It occurred to us to introduce these two. The injured mother skunk quickly approached the baby, gently placed her mouth around him and pulled him close to her, then she placed her body in front of him to protect him from the humans watching. She was a mother without her babies and he was a baby was without his mother. The next day, by some miracle, all of her babies were found. She raised the orphan and all her babies at the rescue, while her leg was healing. They were released together as one big, happy[ Read More... ]

I make capital out of all terrorists.全破壊主義者資本利用し食い物と搾取す。Be the most ecological ecologist. Self-ecology!最も環境保守護衛者であれ。自己環境保護！自身生態系！大黒屋株式高値で売り抜き買い直しSelf-morphology! Self-morphometry! Self-morphometrics!自己形態論！自己外形計測！自己地形測定！I characterize oneself. Be the most characterful characteristic character(characterizer). Self-characterization!自己描写詳述し特徴付く。最も個性特有奇人(描写詳述者)であれ。自身演技！自己性格描写！